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Friday September 16 2005

Quest for the Holy Milk.
Once upon a time, there was a man. His name was Felix and he lived in the small town of San Fransisco. One day, while reading the newspaper, he saw a clipping that went like this; "Quest for the Holy Milk: For all who care to know, I am on a quest. A holy quest of great importance. I am in search for the sacred Holy Milk. 'What is this Holy Milk' you may ask, well, I shall tell you. The Holy Milk is a cup of milk that is said to be the very one Buddha himself drank out of. It is said to be hidden deep in a cave, waiting for the reincarnation of Buddha to come and drink from the cup again, thus restoring peace and harmony to Earth and it's people. I am the reincarnation of the great Buddha, and I am now in search of that sacred Milk. I seek four brave men/women to help me in my quest. I shall pay $1,000 to each of the four who chose to help me in my noble quest. Come with me and see Buddha restored to all his glory! Applications must be turned in by September 12th, at 12:00 P.M. I will call back the four who I deem worthy. Come to 29010 Loon Ave., to be tested. - R.B." Felix shook his head in bewilderment, assuming, quite correctly, that this man was clearly insane. Felix looked down at his watch and gave a resigned sigh, "Nothing better to do with my time, might as well go check this out. Could always have potential for a funny story." So Felix got dressed, copied down the address, and walked the four miles to where 'R.B.' had said to go...- (To Be Continued)

*falls down laughing* I love writing shit like this, it gets the funniest reactions. One time, for example, I wrote a story called "Warning: Barney" about the press finding out Barney is a drug addict, and is the cause for most of the kidnappings in the U.S.A. hehehehehe. It was funny, a lot of little kids I know were outraged. After Quest for the Holy Milk, I'm going to write a story about a little kid who gets lost and finds herself in a mystical land at war. Anyway, I so want to see the movie "Rome" and the movie "the Brothers Grim" and also "The exorcism of Emily Rose". They all sound so awesome!!

Anyone like cats? I do, I have one, his name is Cidn (pronounced K-y-d-i-n). Pretty weird how I got him too, okay so it was about two weeks ago, right before school starts, and my next door neighbor knocks on my door round midnight, and so I open the door, and see him standing there holding a tiny black kitten. I couldn't have been more surprised if the president had been at my door. (hopefully that'll never happen, if I ever met the bastard, probably kill 'em.) Anyway, he said that he had found his dog, Cane, tossing the poor thing around like a toy. So he had said that since he knew I liked cats, he thought I would like to have it. Sure, he's a drunken crazy, but he's a nice drunken crazy. O_o I do seem to know a lot of those... and no, I'm not a drunken crazy as well! so humph, I've never drank thank you very much. (nor am I a druggie, though others would beg to differ. never tried drugs, never will.) Yeah, I'm boring. Fun, eh? hahaha, ok. Well, anyway, my fingers are starting to get bored, so I'll go do something now and save myself the embarrassment of being long winded. (too late.) byez! -Brighid.